Major Advanced Shit sarging with Rob/Jake/Zach

So on Wednesday night I did some pretty awesome shit. here's the highlights:
-opened a set with 2 girls and a guy where the guy was a chode in a tie. hooked the chode then when he went to buy the girls beers i literally did like a basketball style boxout and game up the blonde and got some kisses in with her. he rolled off. meanwhile rob and other buddies were laughing their ass off.
-rob and i opened a moving set going in the opposite direction of us on the street, stopped them then proceeded to bring them to the bar we were going to and game them up for an hour
-i generated compliance for a girl zach was gaming by just short-circuiting and micro-calibrating her when i would tell her to kiss him and she'd say no. came up with a game that the loser of the staring contest had to kiss the other

we ended up hitting another bar around 1:30 and i danced with a few girls and got their #'s. we hit an afterclub and was dancing for a bit with a real hottie but she got pissed that i wouldn't buy her a drink. whatever. 10 minutes left to go in the night and i see a 9 and go dance with her. i pull her out of there and into a cab away from her friends. the whole way back shes talking about sucking me off and fucking my brains out. i was on a run of fucking 5 new girls in 7 days so this would have made 6 new ones in 8 days.

so we get back to my place and shes all horny and shit and she wants to have a drink together. she has me take my shirt off and she sees these dog tags i'm wearing. she asks where the fuck i got them from and i told her from a battleship electronic music party (which was true). she accuses me of lying and say her dad died in the navy and basically goes all ape shit and calls her friend for a ride and i miss out on all action. i tell her i used to work on defense contracts for the navy and she thinks that is bullshit too...i offer to show her awards and proof and she doesn't want to see it. she progressively flipped out more and more. fucking gay. but, no way i could have circumvented that shit and i got an end of the night pull so fuck it. i'm still the man.