So this is funny as fuck....i fucked this hot 18 year old indian chick by pretending to be gay. shes goign to be a fuck buddy and she still thinks i'm gay lol. anyways...i go out with rob on thursday and we tore it up. we get incredibly self-amusing together. rob is a great guy and really fuckin hilarious. we build off each other's jokes and energy in the night and it really gives off the self-amusing, i don't give a fuck vibe. we do and say things just because they're funny and it shows that we're real centered in our own realities. the other cool thing is that blowouts and rejections mean nothing to us because we're still having a blast either way. we consistently do very well but it would still be fun regardless cuz we're drinking beers and fucking with all these girls.
without getting into all the details prior to the pull/fuck-close, rob and i hit a few venues and closed about 4 girls each. one of mine is a sex therapist. i # closed these 2 hot tall chicks that i took a picture with. another interesting situation was a girl i was vibing hard with refused to give me her #. she said she never gives her # out, EVER. so i closed her through her close friend when her close friend was isolated away from the group. i said, hey i totally forgot to get your friend's # and i have to go because my friends are waiting...she had said she really wanted to meet up! blah blah blah. done. and the friend who "doesn't give her #" is responding to my texts lol. try this sometime...i'll even overhear #'s being given out and save them. but it's fun to get them through a friend. i did that this one other time that a girl was already taken for the night but was with a guy who was leaving for europe in a week. i # closed it through a friend then convinced her that we met and had an awesome convo and busted on her for not remembering.
anyways, with this particular situation..it was about 2 am and rob really needed to be home because he had to be up at 6. we were about to part ways but we see this hot indian chick coming down the street and i was like, last one last one..promiseee. haha. i open her with "your lipstick is smeared" then go to makeout with her. she stops me and says that she cant kiss me. i dont know why i said this but i was like, i'm gay and we're having a spontaneous night so i've always wondered what it's like to kiss a girl. rob pretended to be bi. she felt safe. we plowed and got her to agree to let us come back to her place. at her place we were just self-amusing..i told her i get offended by the word "fag", i bullshitted around about fashion and other dumb shit. she said that if we had been straight she never would have let us come back because she gets hit on all the time. there was a million funny things that were said and happened but i dont even remember at this point and have to go out soon. anyways we both madeout with her and felt her tits and shit and any time she gave negative compliance i would pull the gay card to get compliance..it was actually really fucking awesome. she said at times, "i feel like you're hitting on me" or other shit like that. i would be like, this is so weird for me! i'm gay! why would i be hitting on you!! (etc). i also got compliance with the "it's our night of spontaneity" bit. this was made up on the fly but i'm definitely going to use it again. i think that was one of the things that got her to go home with us. i was like c'mon we're being super spontaneous tonight and when we wake up tomorrow it's back to boring lives and no spontaneity, help us make this one night more memorable, etc. rob had to roll off around 2:30 or 3 because he had to work at 6. i ended up cuddling with her naked and having her grab my boner. i told her that i had a boner just because my brain was tricked about her ass looking like a male ass lol. i told her that when she grabbed my dick it didn't turn me on whatsoever. we had a really long and awesome makeout session and she said that i seemed to be getting really into it. i told her that my brain didn't know the difference between her lips and male lips haha. i ended up fingering her and fucking the living daylights out of her. then i brought her back to my place to sleep over. we slept from like 6-8 am then i had a meeting. then i fucked her all day. she still thinks i'm gay. as a bonus, she is really into cognitive science and neuroscience which are two of my favorite topics. we have a date for tuesday to go shopping (lol) and then go back to my jacuzzi and i'll probably fuck her a bunch more. she had only fucked 3 guys before since she's 18. she said the guys busted quick and only fucked her missionary. i fucked her in like 20 positions and gave her tons of orgasms. she was in heaven and wants much more.
she teased me for taking my "girl virginity". you were 119 bitch. and i'm an MPUA. not a fag.
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