there comes a time to pay a price for all the hours logged on game. focusing heavily on game caused me to come online late at work consistently, oversleep meetings, and underperform. currently in the process of looking for jobs in Vegas and philadelphia. might move to vegas early.
this could actually be a good thing. we shall see..
My journey to becoming an absolute fucking master with women
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Fuck closed #155
Closed out the Philly inner circle chick mentioned in my previous post. This happened despite her knowing about how i ditched her at the club for 2 other chicks. Ha.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Fuck closed #153 and #154 in same night
so last night was quite the adventure. it started off going to the philly RSD inner circle meetup. there was maybe 6 dudes and one chick. the chick had found out about RSD from one of the dudes in inner circle and was interested in finding out more about it. the topic of my 150 lays shirt came up so she saw the pictures (post about that shirt here: www.rsdnation.com/node/298347/forum). this is relevant cuz i ended up hooking up with her so i think it's funny that she knew about the shirt.
so after the meeting is over, one of the dudes suggests hitting up a college party. this particular PUA is 21 so it's actually acceptable for him to be at college parties. i'm 29 and don't usually hit up that kind of shit but figured fuck it. i get the inner circle girl to drive me and tell her that we'll be the two oldest there (she's 26). she tells me she wants me to teach her game on how to pick up dudes. she wanted to meet intelligent guys. i told her to just open a lot of dudes and screen them for intelligence up from then bail on the set if they don't cut it.
me and inner circle chick start flirting a bunch at the party and end up being beer pong partners. she keeps asking me if i'm trying to "run game" on her. she also told me before going into the party that "she's not going to sleep with me". i dismiss this comment and false disqualify her telling her that i'm not going to be going after her or running game on her and that we can help each other pick people up. we keep flirting so i ask her if she's a good kisser. she says shes exceptional. i tell her that we should have a "professional kiss" just to see what we're both working with. we start making out and she actually was really good at kissing. we madeout for a good 30-40 minutes at this fucking college party which was really hilarious. it was like super passionate and hot making out. def got a full boner and let her know that haha. so i start setting up logistics for later. i tell her that "i dont want to fuck her" but that we should have a good makeout session back at my place later on. she agrees. i want to get the fuck out of this party and go hit up a club where a couple of my friends are.
so her and i go to leave but i see this smoking hot blonde eye fuck me as we're walking out. i go and open her and there's a bunch of chemistry. turns out she's a philosophy major. philosophy is one of my major interests. i was a philosophy major and almost became a philosophy professor. so i dazzle her a bit intellectually..grab her # and peace. open a street set twoset on the way to the car. major stunner with a mediocre friend. i lift the stunner who loves me and the friend says she's a senior in high school lol. she'll be 18 in a couple months. oops. # closed anyways with a calendar reminder for her 18th bday. shes texting me a bunch today so that one is probably gonna go down. she def looks like 20-21. and no i wont fuck her before shes 18 cuz that is dumb as shit.
more making out in the car with the inner circle chick. run into a bunch of people i know at the venue which generates social proof. i bathroom pull the inner circle chick and hook up but dont fuck. she says shes still weary of me because she knows i'm a massive player. but she def wants it. i figured at this point that i'd just crack the LMR later.
it gets to be about 1:15 and i see a mega hottie. i open..shes super receptive..so i slam her against a post and start making out. then i tell her we should get a drink at my place "one block away" (was actually about 10 mins from my place by cab). she says she cant cuz she's there with her 2 friends. i tell her that we'll be right back and they won't even know she's gone. she says that she wants to just go let them know real quick. i am smarter than that. i tell her no that we had to go now and we'd be right back. i do my pacing of words rhymically to generate compliance and just lead hard. we walk up a bunch of exit stairs and get to the street. she realizes she left her coat in coat check which is back in the club. i know theres a chance i'll lose the pull because of this shit. i almost got burned on a coat retrieval thing while teaching a bootcamp. fuck that. i need to start asking these hoes if they need to get their coat or close their tabs. logistics are king. we go and grab the coat and luckily no ambush from friends. get her to the street and she wants to walk. i put her in a cab.
get her back to my place and fuck her brains out. after the first time fucking i look at my phone and see texts from the philosophy college chick. she wants to meet up. i tell her that i'll come pick her up and ask for the address. i look back at the chick in my bed and she looks so fucking hot that i decide to smash it again. after the 2nd session, philosophy chick is like "i'm gonna go to bed since you're not here" blah blah". i lie and say i'm almost there. i tell girl in my bed that i need to run downstairs quick (i live in a 5 floor place and i'm on the top floor). i go and pick up college chick. i bring her back to my place. i have couches on floors 1 and 3. we makeout a lot and she gives me head. i try to fuck her and get LMR. this is all going down on floor 3 while other girl is up in my bed. i call the inner circle chick and see if i can get her to come over too but she went with my friends because "i ditched her". haha. so much for the trifecto. i'll handle that one at a later date. so i break the LMR after a while and smash the philosophy chick.
at this point i dont know if i want to bang the philosophy chick more (great ass) or go upstairs and smash the one in my bed. philosophy chick is asking to go to my room and i tell her that "it's messy and i'm too embarassed so no". haha. good old machiavellian tactics. turns out philosophy chick lives 45 minutes away and is visiting. her friends are asleep so she is unable to leave. this poses a problem. i didn't want the girls to run into each other because i want both of them on my rotation. i tell her to wait there and i go upstairs to get her a phone charger. i wake up girl in my bed by accident. i should have just banged her one more time but i tell her to go back to sleep and i'll be back up. when i'm back on the 3rd floor i hear footsteps coming from 5th to 4th floor stairs. bed girl is coming. fuck. i move girl on 3rd floor to floor 1 couch and tell her to stay there. i go and intercept bed girl on floor 3 and make her come back upstairs with me. i tell bed girl once we're back in my room that i want to take her on a proper date soon and how i had a lot of fun and blah blah. she says she has to work soon (it's like 7:30 AM at this point). i tell her that my friend's girlfriend is downstairs hanging around and is drunk so if she talks to her to ignore her. haha. risky situation. so bed girl starts her journey down the stairs. i call philosophy girl who is on 1st floor next to her phone charging. she picks up. my goal here is to stall her on the phone and make it appear to BED GIRL that she's just talking to some random person about nothing particularly noteworthy. i dont want philosophy girl to say my name on the phone or give it away that she's talking to me. so i just kept asking her dumb questions and bantering. i go out on my roofdeck and watch for bed girl to leave my place. she does. and girl on phone doesn't catch on. crisis averted. i tell philosophy girl i'll be right down. hang up phone. then i call bed girl and tell her that it's cold out there and ask her how she's going to get home. this move is to build some more rapport and connection with her because shes hot and i want her on my rotation. she says she has no idea where she is and would love a ride. i tell her i'll be right there. hang up. go to 1st floor and tell philosophy girl i've gotten over my messy room complex and she needs to go to the top floor and wait in my bed. i tell her i'm gonig to go fetch us some breakfast. she goes.
i hop in my car in my garage and go grab bed girl off the street. flirt and build rapport/connection with her in the car and set up a date for during the week. drop her home. call philosophy girl and ask her what she wants for breakfast. she wants a bagel. i grab breakfast for myself and grab her a bagel in my kitchen on the way back up to the room. lol. fuck philosophy girl til about 10 am. pass the fuck out. we wake up to tons of missed calls from her friends. they come and get her.
i have made a big change recently in my game. i'm shifting to pull mode 2nd half of the night instead of running around frenzy number collecting. highly recommend julien's manifesto for an explanation for how to divide up the night and set up frames and logistics (this link puts you to the right time in the video that i'm talking about: www.youtube.com/watch)
so that's how you handle sticky logistics. oh ya, did i mention i'm a FUCKING BOSS.
so after the meeting is over, one of the dudes suggests hitting up a college party. this particular PUA is 21 so it's actually acceptable for him to be at college parties. i'm 29 and don't usually hit up that kind of shit but figured fuck it. i get the inner circle girl to drive me and tell her that we'll be the two oldest there (she's 26). she tells me she wants me to teach her game on how to pick up dudes. she wanted to meet intelligent guys. i told her to just open a lot of dudes and screen them for intelligence up from then bail on the set if they don't cut it.
me and inner circle chick start flirting a bunch at the party and end up being beer pong partners. she keeps asking me if i'm trying to "run game" on her. she also told me before going into the party that "she's not going to sleep with me". i dismiss this comment and false disqualify her telling her that i'm not going to be going after her or running game on her and that we can help each other pick people up. we keep flirting so i ask her if she's a good kisser. she says shes exceptional. i tell her that we should have a "professional kiss" just to see what we're both working with. we start making out and she actually was really good at kissing. we madeout for a good 30-40 minutes at this fucking college party which was really hilarious. it was like super passionate and hot making out. def got a full boner and let her know that haha. so i start setting up logistics for later. i tell her that "i dont want to fuck her" but that we should have a good makeout session back at my place later on. she agrees. i want to get the fuck out of this party and go hit up a club where a couple of my friends are.
so her and i go to leave but i see this smoking hot blonde eye fuck me as we're walking out. i go and open her and there's a bunch of chemistry. turns out she's a philosophy major. philosophy is one of my major interests. i was a philosophy major and almost became a philosophy professor. so i dazzle her a bit intellectually..grab her # and peace. open a street set twoset on the way to the car. major stunner with a mediocre friend. i lift the stunner who loves me and the friend says she's a senior in high school lol. she'll be 18 in a couple months. oops. # closed anyways with a calendar reminder for her 18th bday. shes texting me a bunch today so that one is probably gonna go down. she def looks like 20-21. and no i wont fuck her before shes 18 cuz that is dumb as shit.
more making out in the car with the inner circle chick. run into a bunch of people i know at the venue which generates social proof. i bathroom pull the inner circle chick and hook up but dont fuck. she says shes still weary of me because she knows i'm a massive player. but she def wants it. i figured at this point that i'd just crack the LMR later.
it gets to be about 1:15 and i see a mega hottie. i open..shes super receptive..so i slam her against a post and start making out. then i tell her we should get a drink at my place "one block away" (was actually about 10 mins from my place by cab). she says she cant cuz she's there with her 2 friends. i tell her that we'll be right back and they won't even know she's gone. she says that she wants to just go let them know real quick. i am smarter than that. i tell her no that we had to go now and we'd be right back. i do my pacing of words rhymically to generate compliance and just lead hard. we walk up a bunch of exit stairs and get to the street. she realizes she left her coat in coat check which is back in the club. i know theres a chance i'll lose the pull because of this shit. i almost got burned on a coat retrieval thing while teaching a bootcamp. fuck that. i need to start asking these hoes if they need to get their coat or close their tabs. logistics are king. we go and grab the coat and luckily no ambush from friends. get her to the street and she wants to walk. i put her in a cab.
get her back to my place and fuck her brains out. after the first time fucking i look at my phone and see texts from the philosophy college chick. she wants to meet up. i tell her that i'll come pick her up and ask for the address. i look back at the chick in my bed and she looks so fucking hot that i decide to smash it again. after the 2nd session, philosophy chick is like "i'm gonna go to bed since you're not here" blah blah". i lie and say i'm almost there. i tell girl in my bed that i need to run downstairs quick (i live in a 5 floor place and i'm on the top floor). i go and pick up college chick. i bring her back to my place. i have couches on floors 1 and 3. we makeout a lot and she gives me head. i try to fuck her and get LMR. this is all going down on floor 3 while other girl is up in my bed. i call the inner circle chick and see if i can get her to come over too but she went with my friends because "i ditched her". haha. so much for the trifecto. i'll handle that one at a later date. so i break the LMR after a while and smash the philosophy chick.
at this point i dont know if i want to bang the philosophy chick more (great ass) or go upstairs and smash the one in my bed. philosophy chick is asking to go to my room and i tell her that "it's messy and i'm too embarassed so no". haha. good old machiavellian tactics. turns out philosophy chick lives 45 minutes away and is visiting. her friends are asleep so she is unable to leave. this poses a problem. i didn't want the girls to run into each other because i want both of them on my rotation. i tell her to wait there and i go upstairs to get her a phone charger. i wake up girl in my bed by accident. i should have just banged her one more time but i tell her to go back to sleep and i'll be back up. when i'm back on the 3rd floor i hear footsteps coming from 5th to 4th floor stairs. bed girl is coming. fuck. i move girl on 3rd floor to floor 1 couch and tell her to stay there. i go and intercept bed girl on floor 3 and make her come back upstairs with me. i tell bed girl once we're back in my room that i want to take her on a proper date soon and how i had a lot of fun and blah blah. she says she has to work soon (it's like 7:30 AM at this point). i tell her that my friend's girlfriend is downstairs hanging around and is drunk so if she talks to her to ignore her. haha. risky situation. so bed girl starts her journey down the stairs. i call philosophy girl who is on 1st floor next to her phone charging. she picks up. my goal here is to stall her on the phone and make it appear to BED GIRL that she's just talking to some random person about nothing particularly noteworthy. i dont want philosophy girl to say my name on the phone or give it away that she's talking to me. so i just kept asking her dumb questions and bantering. i go out on my roofdeck and watch for bed girl to leave my place. she does. and girl on phone doesn't catch on. crisis averted. i tell philosophy girl i'll be right down. hang up phone. then i call bed girl and tell her that it's cold out there and ask her how she's going to get home. this move is to build some more rapport and connection with her because shes hot and i want her on my rotation. she says she has no idea where she is and would love a ride. i tell her i'll be right there. hang up. go to 1st floor and tell philosophy girl i've gotten over my messy room complex and she needs to go to the top floor and wait in my bed. i tell her i'm gonig to go fetch us some breakfast. she goes.
i hop in my car in my garage and go grab bed girl off the street. flirt and build rapport/connection with her in the car and set up a date for during the week. drop her home. call philosophy girl and ask her what she wants for breakfast. she wants a bagel. i grab breakfast for myself and grab her a bagel in my kitchen on the way back up to the room. lol. fuck philosophy girl til about 10 am. pass the fuck out. we wake up to tons of missed calls from her friends. they come and get her.
i have made a big change recently in my game. i'm shifting to pull mode 2nd half of the night instead of running around frenzy number collecting. highly recommend julien's manifesto for an explanation for how to divide up the night and set up frames and logistics (this link puts you to the right time in the video that i'm talking about: www.youtube.com/watch)
so that's how you handle sticky logistics. oh ya, did i mention i'm a FUCKING BOSS.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Fuck closed #152
met up with a nurse for a day 3. was going to meet her out for drinks near my place. she changed her mind at the last minute and wanted to meet up for a "low key night" at her place.
passed her shit tests, drank some wine, pushed through lots of LMR, and banged her brains out. there was about 2 hours of foreplay. haha.
passed her shit tests, drank some wine, pushed through lots of LMR, and banged her brains out. there was about 2 hours of foreplay. haha.
Fuck closed #151
Related to my big revelation post recently in this blog, i have been trying to lock into sets for pulling in the 2nd half of the night rather than run around in a phone number collection frenzy.
on this particular night out, i opened a two-set with my wing. they were pretty receptive but it was maybe 11:15 or 11:30. we told them to meet up with us later and number closed. they said they were going to go check their coats and that they'd be back. me and wing opened some other sets and number closed a few girls. we got locked 2v1 into a cute chick but then those original 2 hotties came back around. i saw them looking at us so i re-engaged. in that two-set, the one my wing had been talking to was kind of looking over at him talking to the other girl. i call her out on it and she says she thinks she's cuter than the other girl.
so i grab my wing and bring him back in on this two-set. we flirt with the two-set. we grab one more drink and i set up logistics for us to venue change. we get them into isolation at the next venue which has a live band playing. my wing and his girl get close. my girl recognizes some dudes she knows and starts flirting with them. instead of choding around i go and hit on girls of my own.
while my girl is gone i go and set up logistics with her friend. i tell her friend that i'm having an afterparty and i live nearby. i didn't pose it as an option for her to come or not. i just commanded it and then sucked her into the frame by asking questions such as, "i have vodka there, do you like vodka?"...etc.
then when my girl came back over i told her that her friend wants to come to our afterparty and that it's going to be a lot of fun. it is important to be handling the logistics and directing the interaction so that things work out ok.
so we hang out for a bit then get the fuck out of there. we walk to my place..i immediately isolate my girl to my room..encounter minor token resistance..bust through it..and bang the shit out of her.
meanwhile my wing only got his girl to do everything but sex and he got the "i just met you!" bullshit. hahah. sucks. i ran into that twice in DC.
i didn't get to finish because eventually my girl's friend came upstairs into my room saying that my friend was an asshole for pushing her to try and do shit. oh well, she'll be back.
on this particular night out, i opened a two-set with my wing. they were pretty receptive but it was maybe 11:15 or 11:30. we told them to meet up with us later and number closed. they said they were going to go check their coats and that they'd be back. me and wing opened some other sets and number closed a few girls. we got locked 2v1 into a cute chick but then those original 2 hotties came back around. i saw them looking at us so i re-engaged. in that two-set, the one my wing had been talking to was kind of looking over at him talking to the other girl. i call her out on it and she says she thinks she's cuter than the other girl.
so i grab my wing and bring him back in on this two-set. we flirt with the two-set. we grab one more drink and i set up logistics for us to venue change. we get them into isolation at the next venue which has a live band playing. my wing and his girl get close. my girl recognizes some dudes she knows and starts flirting with them. instead of choding around i go and hit on girls of my own.
while my girl is gone i go and set up logistics with her friend. i tell her friend that i'm having an afterparty and i live nearby. i didn't pose it as an option for her to come or not. i just commanded it and then sucked her into the frame by asking questions such as, "i have vodka there, do you like vodka?"...etc.
then when my girl came back over i told her that her friend wants to come to our afterparty and that it's going to be a lot of fun. it is important to be handling the logistics and directing the interaction so that things work out ok.
so we hang out for a bit then get the fuck out of there. we walk to my place..i immediately isolate my girl to my room..encounter minor token resistance..bust through it..and bang the shit out of her.
meanwhile my wing only got his girl to do everything but sex and he got the "i just met you!" bullshit. hahah. sucks. i ran into that twice in DC.
i didn't get to finish because eventually my girl's friend came upstairs into my room saying that my friend was an asshole for pushing her to try and do shit. oh well, she'll be back.
Fuck closed #150! MILESTONE
from my RSDN post (http://www.rsdnation.com/node/298347/forum)
i did it motherfuckers! stunner pull/close. 150 has been reached. props to Steve P from the forums for letting me fuck this hoe in the laundry room of his apartment complex hahah. both the pull and the extensive fucking went down while wearing the shirt. pull footage will be put up soon. the fucking footage is only for close friends...although i know you guys really wanna see me railing a girl in that shirt ;)
the irony of the night is amazing. two awesome things:
1. we ended up at a club i haven't been to in about a year but this was the first club that i ever tried using formal game at in march 2011(it was mystery method at the time)
2. i ran into girl #100...hot swedish blonde who is now 20 but was 19 at the time that i banged her. hadn't seen her in forever too and this was totally random. glad the other milestone appeared for the party.
so i'm making out with this 6'0 stunner with a nosering..dancing and shit..lock into the set. she's there with a bf/gf couple. the female friend absolutely loves me and is telling her friend she found a good one and all this shit. i was in godstate when this was all going down. so i throw out the afterparty shit and they're both down. round up the fellas and get the fuck out of there...at about 1:50 AM. i had came with 4 dudes so we had a full car (with me making 5). my boy luke was all over the chick with the bf and the bf def wins chode of the year. he was like, hey man...hey man! that's enough. but said in like the most pussy non-assertive way possible. so, naturally luke kept hitting on the girl. the guy didn't even know what to do. so i tell the girls we're sharing a car because i didn't want to deal with complicated logistics of them being in their own cab or even with me being in their cab and one of them changing their minds about coming or something. so the girls get in on each others' laps then me and my friends pile into the car. the chode bf is like, REALLY!??? REALLLLLLY!? with his hands outstretched to the sides. we're all laughing in the car. the gf is making fun of him. we lock the doors and he is all flustered and butthurt. felt a little bad for the dude. jusssst kidding...fuckin chode.
anyways, i banter the girls on the way back especially when they start pulling whispering bullshit. i had gotten keys to my friend's place in advance so as soon as we all get out of the car, i lead hard with my girl by the hand and tell her we're going to do a shot at my friend's place and we'll be back to meet the others shortly. there was a bar in his complex open late night so some of my group starts walking towards there. a non-PUA in the group starts following me and bringing the female friend and he's like, we'll do shots too! i was like, nah dude we'll meet you..we'll be back shortly. kind of giving him the death look. he's not used to pull situations so this could have been a bigger problem than it was. they all go off towards the bar. i get her back to the apartment and start making out..within like 3 minutes my 4 friends arrive along with the female friend of my girl. i'm thinking SON OF A BITCH at this point because the apartment is a studio apartment. there was nowhere for me to take her but the bathroom. and who knows how the friend would have reacted there. good thing i planned in advance for the possibility of a group pull back. Enter: Laundry room across the hall with a lock on it.
I promptly get the laundry room key and tell the group that i need to talk to my girl in private in the hall and we'll be right back. take her straight to the laundry room and start escalating. i get a bunch of the "we should go back, my friend's going to wonder where i am"...but kept pumping up the vibe and saying how this was so hot that we might get caught (she didn't know the door was locked haha). i got her real into the adventure frame and then took my dick out and it was all over. i fucked her in countless positions all over that room including on the rockhard floor, washer/dryer, tables, against walls, straddling between washer and table, etc. it was insane.
when we come out of there after a long while, all my friends are gone except the dude whose apartment it was. turns out they left and dropped her friend back at her house where she lives with her bf lol. so i get my girl to agree to give me a ride home (so i could hit it again). my friend had to drop her back to her car so we go to take his car out of there and her friend comes back so i went with them. she informs us that her bf threw a fit when she got back and she had to beat him up lol. she got physical with him and also said a bunch of mean shit to him and he cried. hilarious. keep in mind, this girl is not white trash or ghetto or anything. she's a cute short girl so her whooping on this chode is pretty hilarious. she bitches about how she hates him and how he's such a loser and so insecure. the way he acted and the types of shit he was saying reminds me of me back when i was a chode. poor guy. his fault though. she said that he came to meet her at a bar once (back in the early part of their bf/gf relationship) and she was making out with a dude. he got all upset but she kept making out with the dude. so he gets what he deserves. fast forward 8 months to the present day and he's still putting up with shit and being a pussy. anyways, enough about that guy.
so i get a ride home my girl and start framing that i want her to sleep over cuz it's like 4:30 AM. she says she has work at 11 and that we'll def hang out during the week. i try diff methods of convincing her and she resists all of them. i finally push hard for her to just see a tour of the house and she comes in. my room is on the top floor so after we go up there i just put on some netflix shit...escalate..encounter minor resistance..then fuck her for another 2 hours...this time on a bed so i could really fucking annihilate her haha. shes been texting me a bunch today..gonna get together this week. oh and i had to sacrifice a lay with a diff 9 who just entered my rotation a couple days ago in order to bang this new hoe. the other one kept bootycalling me via text cuz shes going out of town for 2 weeks. oh well, i'll hit that when shes back.
so that's my 150 story. now that i'm past that milestone it's back to pussy wrecking as usual without any pressure. i'm pretty much done blabbing around about laycounts now. that is, until i get close to 200 ;)
i did it motherfuckers! stunner pull/close. 150 has been reached. props to Steve P from the forums for letting me fuck this hoe in the laundry room of his apartment complex hahah. both the pull and the extensive fucking went down while wearing the shirt. pull footage will be put up soon. the fucking footage is only for close friends...although i know you guys really wanna see me railing a girl in that shirt ;)
the irony of the night is amazing. two awesome things:
1. we ended up at a club i haven't been to in about a year but this was the first club that i ever tried using formal game at in march 2011(it was mystery method at the time)
2. i ran into girl #100...hot swedish blonde who is now 20 but was 19 at the time that i banged her. hadn't seen her in forever too and this was totally random. glad the other milestone appeared for the party.
so i'm making out with this 6'0 stunner with a nosering..dancing and shit..lock into the set. she's there with a bf/gf couple. the female friend absolutely loves me and is telling her friend she found a good one and all this shit. i was in godstate when this was all going down. so i throw out the afterparty shit and they're both down. round up the fellas and get the fuck out of there...at about 1:50 AM. i had came with 4 dudes so we had a full car (with me making 5). my boy luke was all over the chick with the bf and the bf def wins chode of the year. he was like, hey man...hey man! that's enough. but said in like the most pussy non-assertive way possible. so, naturally luke kept hitting on the girl. the guy didn't even know what to do. so i tell the girls we're sharing a car because i didn't want to deal with complicated logistics of them being in their own cab or even with me being in their cab and one of them changing their minds about coming or something. so the girls get in on each others' laps then me and my friends pile into the car. the chode bf is like, REALLY!??? REALLLLLLY!? with his hands outstretched to the sides. we're all laughing in the car. the gf is making fun of him. we lock the doors and he is all flustered and butthurt. felt a little bad for the dude. jusssst kidding...fuckin chode.
anyways, i banter the girls on the way back especially when they start pulling whispering bullshit. i had gotten keys to my friend's place in advance so as soon as we all get out of the car, i lead hard with my girl by the hand and tell her we're going to do a shot at my friend's place and we'll be back to meet the others shortly. there was a bar in his complex open late night so some of my group starts walking towards there. a non-PUA in the group starts following me and bringing the female friend and he's like, we'll do shots too! i was like, nah dude we'll meet you..we'll be back shortly. kind of giving him the death look. he's not used to pull situations so this could have been a bigger problem than it was. they all go off towards the bar. i get her back to the apartment and start making out..within like 3 minutes my 4 friends arrive along with the female friend of my girl. i'm thinking SON OF A BITCH at this point because the apartment is a studio apartment. there was nowhere for me to take her but the bathroom. and who knows how the friend would have reacted there. good thing i planned in advance for the possibility of a group pull back. Enter: Laundry room across the hall with a lock on it.
I promptly get the laundry room key and tell the group that i need to talk to my girl in private in the hall and we'll be right back. take her straight to the laundry room and start escalating. i get a bunch of the "we should go back, my friend's going to wonder where i am"...but kept pumping up the vibe and saying how this was so hot that we might get caught (she didn't know the door was locked haha). i got her real into the adventure frame and then took my dick out and it was all over. i fucked her in countless positions all over that room including on the rockhard floor, washer/dryer, tables, against walls, straddling between washer and table, etc. it was insane.
when we come out of there after a long while, all my friends are gone except the dude whose apartment it was. turns out they left and dropped her friend back at her house where she lives with her bf lol. so i get my girl to agree to give me a ride home (so i could hit it again). my friend had to drop her back to her car so we go to take his car out of there and her friend comes back so i went with them. she informs us that her bf threw a fit when she got back and she had to beat him up lol. she got physical with him and also said a bunch of mean shit to him and he cried. hilarious. keep in mind, this girl is not white trash or ghetto or anything. she's a cute short girl so her whooping on this chode is pretty hilarious. she bitches about how she hates him and how he's such a loser and so insecure. the way he acted and the types of shit he was saying reminds me of me back when i was a chode. poor guy. his fault though. she said that he came to meet her at a bar once (back in the early part of their bf/gf relationship) and she was making out with a dude. he got all upset but she kept making out with the dude. so he gets what he deserves. fast forward 8 months to the present day and he's still putting up with shit and being a pussy. anyways, enough about that guy.
so i get a ride home my girl and start framing that i want her to sleep over cuz it's like 4:30 AM. she says she has work at 11 and that we'll def hang out during the week. i try diff methods of convincing her and she resists all of them. i finally push hard for her to just see a tour of the house and she comes in. my room is on the top floor so after we go up there i just put on some netflix shit...escalate..encounter minor resistance..then fuck her for another 2 hours...this time on a bed so i could really fucking annihilate her haha. shes been texting me a bunch today..gonna get together this week. oh and i had to sacrifice a lay with a diff 9 who just entered my rotation a couple days ago in order to bang this new hoe. the other one kept bootycalling me via text cuz shes going out of town for 2 weeks. oh well, i'll hit that when shes back.
so that's my 150 story. now that i'm past that milestone it's back to pussy wrecking as usual without any pressure. i'm pretty much done blabbing around about laycounts now. that is, until i get close to 200 ;)
Friday, January 25, 2013
Fuck closed #149
Pulled 2 Upenn girls with new wing Luke. Pulled back to their apartment. Pretty standard.
Used the "just one drink", "we wont stay long" bullshit. Big 150 up next. Hitting 2 awesome events this weekend going for pull.
Used the "just one drink", "we wont stay long" bullshit. Big 150 up next. Hitting 2 awesome events this weekend going for pull.
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